Changeling with Khomeni

Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeni happened to be sitting in front of me during Changeling.  I accidentally kneed him in the back of the neck as I arrived late, which probably contributed to his not enjoying the film.  About halfway through, I commented to no-one in particular that Angelina would probably look better in a hijab and Khomeini, turning around smiling, agreed with me.  After that we were friends and we waged a malteaser jihad on some Hasidic Malkovich fans in the second row.